Funny SMS / Text messages and jokes

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By bismillah November 23, 2011 15:45

Funny SMS / Text messages and jokes

Tension – When Wife Is Pregnant.
Terror – When Girlfriend Is Pregnant.
Horror – When Both Are Pregnant.
Tragedy – When You Are Not Responsible For Both.

Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:
STATUTORY WARNING:
Objects inside the T-Shirt are
larger then they appear from outside.

Dear God,
I wanna take a
Minute, not to ask
for anything from
you, but simply to
say Thank You,
for all I have.

Nothing in this world is expensive than 
Having a girlfriend who is totally free on weekend!

 

 

 

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By bismillah November 23, 2011 15:45
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