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Tension – When Wife Is Pregnant.
Terror – When Girlfriend Is Pregnant.
Horror – When Both Are Pregnant.
Tragedy – When You Are Not Responsible For Both.
Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:
STATUTORY WARNING:
Objects inside the T-Shirt are
larger then they appear from outside.
Dear God,
I wanna take a
Minute, not to ask
for anything from
you, but simply to
say Thank You,
for all I have.
Nothing in this world is expensive than
Having a girlfriend who is totally free on weekend!
